Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.
If you had told me a year ago (when I was actually learning mindfulness meditation) that I’d someday actually try it again on my own, I’d have thought you were crazy.
I’m still not any good at it. I like wallowing/falling asleep too much.
this entire episode is a treasure.
i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"